Having recently finished my reviews of the Star Wars prequels (here, here and here), and being halfway through my Star Wars reviews as a whole, I've come up with an idea.
- Drink once every time either Vader, Palpatine or the Emperor says "Good"
- Drink once every time Chewbacca speaks (open to interpretation)
- Down your drink and shout "INCEST!" every time Luke and Leia kiss
- Drink once every time something happens that makes the Jedi look stupid
- Drink once and mutter "Donovan" every time Julian Glover appears in The Empire Strikes Back
- Drink once and scream every time R2D2 flies [seethes]
- Drink once every time Luke draws his lightsaber first in a duel (he's surprisingly aggressive)
Eventually I'll collect the best suggestions together and compile a blog post on them. If you want to make suggestions for specific films in the series, that's fine - I'll do a small section on each film and a general section for stuff that happens throughout.
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I look forward to hearing your suggestions. May the Force (and the booze) be with you.
UPDATE 18/9/12: I've decided to set the deadline for submissions as 24 hours after my review of Return of the Jedi has been published. Since I write reviews as a relatively slow pace, I'd say that give you about a month to post your suggestions. I look forward to receiving them.
Daniel
- Take a drink for every piece of CGI that didn't appear in the original versions
ReplyDelete- Take a drink every time something goes wrong with the Millenium Falcon
- Take a drink every time someone says 'midichlorians'
- Take a drink every time Hayden Christiansen tries to act
- Take a drink if a Stormtrooper actually hits something they were aiming at
-Take a drink and mutter 'Rebel Scum' every time a Rebel starfighter is destroyed
- Take a drink every time a Stormtrooper in full body armour is killed in a single blaster shot
- Take a drink and mutter 'plot armour' every time a Rebel with no body armour survives a blaster shot
- Take a drink every time CGI characters' animation desynchronises from their voice actors' speech
- Take a drink and say 'Choose Life' in a bad Scottish accent every time Obi Wan kills somebody
- Drink continuously whenever somebody is getting Force-choked
- Finish your drink if you suddenly wonder why the Death Star didn't just blow up/fire through the gas giant
- Finish your drink if at any point you're struck by how funny Kit Fisto's name is
- Finish your drink and physically assault the nearest person if Han shoots Greedo in self-defense in the version you're watching. Finish another if you don't understand why you needed to finish the first
All good suggestions Andrew, will take them on board.
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