WHATCULTURE!: Showgirls Remake

I've had to cut down my contributions to WhatCulture! now that I'm working full-time, but I'm still looking to contribute whenever I can. And I'm very pleased to be given the first shot in a new weekly feature, called Risk a Remake.

With Hollywood's remake machine showing no signs of slowing down, it falls to reviewers like myself to discern which ones actually might be worth your while. And we're starting off with a real doozy: would remaking Showgirls ever be a good idea?
You can read my verdict in my latest article here. And if that doesn't give you your fill of Paul Verhoeven, why not check out my review of Soldier of Orange while you're here?